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Experts stumped! Weird trick that increases traffic to your site!

That was pretty much it. Disappointed? Don’t be. Here are some more sites that you simply can’t resist:

  • [expand title=”How centenarians are beating twenty-somethings at their own game“]

    Congratulations! You have fallen for the hook.

    It’s just too tempting, right?!

    How centenarians are beating twenty-somethings at their own game

    Ahh.. I really did want to know more about how those centenarians are winning… I mean beyond outliving us all.

    [Insert ad here]
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  • [expand title=”Is your face symmetrical? Learn how your life could depend on it!“]

    Congratulations! You have fallen for the hook.

    Is your face symmetrical? Learn how your life could depend on it!

    Did you really think that your life would depend on your face being symmetrical? Of course not, but probably some part of you was thinking that facial symmetry could be important in ways that you don’t yet fully understand. Am I talking to you from my good side?

    [Insert obnoxious ad here]
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  • [expand title=”Dietitians angered over amazing pizza diet weight loss results“]

    Congratulations! You have fallen for the hook.

    [Insert annoying ad here]

    Dietitians angered over amazing pizza diet weight loss results

    Wouldn’t it be great if just for once you could stick it to those smug dietitians who harp about your cholesterol and penchant for pizza. Wow, what a life it would be if you could eat pizza all the time and still lose weight!
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  • [expand title=”Astronomers frightened by what they see“]

    Congratulations! You have fallen for the hook.

    [Insert  another annoying ad here]

    Astronomers frightened by what they see

    Who isn’t interested in a good, “The World is Going to End” story? I mean, it’s only a matter of time, right?

    Just the imagery of it all is so tempting. Astronomer’s peering through telescopes and terrified by something, but what has them so afraid? I just need to know!
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  • [expand title=”What parents don’t know that could be holding their kids back“]

    Congratulations! You have fallen for the hook!

    What parents don’t know that could be holding their kids back

    And what parent isn’t interested in knowing more about the things that might hold their kids back? These type of articles love to prey upon the insecurities of parents. It implants the idea that for some reason, your kid isn’t going to succeed if you pass on this article.
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  • [expand title=”Educators embarrassed to learn about missing weekday“]

    Congratulations! You have fallen for the hook.

    Educators embarrassed to learn about missing weekday

    Really, a missing weekday? How could they miss that?

    I think this headline might grab you because it is appealing to learn about “know-it-all” teachers who don’t know-it-all and in the process are ashamed by what they don’t know.  

     Back > Experts stumped! Weird trick that increases traffic to your site!
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  • [expand title=”Man goes sixty days without left sock“]

    Congratulations! You have fallen for the hook.

    [Insert yet another annoying ad here]

     Man goes sixty days without left sock

    What man? How could he possibly go sixty days without a left sock? Why his left sock? Why did he lose his sock? What is this story even about?

    I have so many unanswered question.
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  • [expand title=”Get noticed at work without showing up“]

    Congratulations! You have fallen for the hook.

    [Why this would be a perfect opportunity for a well placed ad]

    Get noticed at work without showing up

    How can you get noticed at work without even showing up? This headline is sure to appeal to the Timothy Ferriss fans out there. Certainly you would get noticed for not showing up for work, but probably for all the wrong reasons.
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  • [expand title=”Why everything experts have told you could be killing you“]

    Congratulations! You have fallen for the hook.

    [Insert annoying ad here]

    Why everything experts have told you could be killing you

    Darn experts know everything, right? Now I learn that all this advice could be killing me!?! Isn’t that just typical? Here, I thought I was living a pretty healthy life, listening to the helpful advice of John Tesh while taking everything in moderation. Who can you listen too? So much conflicting information.
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  • [expand title=”What your neighbors don’t want you to know“]

    Congratulations! You have fallen for the hook.

    [Insert ad about latest amazing product]

     What your neighbors don’t want you to know

    What are my neighbors up to? I never see that guy next door until late at night and then there is the lady across the street who just bought that new, expensive SUV. What do they know and what are they hiding from me? I want to get ahead too!  Inquiring minds want to know.
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  • And so much more! Oh, and it’s all new too.

    So what do you think? Is your curiosity getting the best of you? Why do we find these headlines so appealing?